Middle School testing makeups are the pits!  So let's have some fun with it!

Here's a playful parody version titled "Middle School Makeups"  to be sung to the Frankie Avalon version of "Beauty School Dropouts"

Your tale’s a drag to share,
A pre-teen underwhelmed,
Most confused non-truant in the class.
Your grades are quite a scare now,
What's left of your semester now?
Can't even swap your pencil for a pass.
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Middle school makeups,
No honor roll stage for you,
Middle school makeups,
Missed your quizzes and bombed review.
Well, at least you could have tried to
Organize your notes some,
After spending all that time,
To get the tutor you’d become.

Kid, better start moving (better start moving),
Why keep your faint hopes alive?
What are you proving? (What are you proving?)
You’ve got the plan but not the drive.
If you shoot for a redo, you might pass the grade you flub,
Drop your gaming console and hit the books tonight (la la la la la)
La la la la,
La la la la la la

Middle school makeups (middle school makeups),
Lingering by the school’s front gate,
Middle school makeups (middle school makeups),
It’s about time you changed your fate.
Though they tried to teach you something,
You thought you were so cool,
But no teacher would pass you,
Unless they broke the rule.

Kid, don’t lose your cool (don’t lose it),
You’re not yet set for a fall,
Better to heed it (heed it),
Who wants to repeat and stall?
Now your books are stacked,
Your planner's packed,
Yet still the test is tough,
Clean off that smug face and go back to study hall.

Kid, don’t mess it up,
Don’t let my sage advice go vain,
Baby, you know it,
Even dear principal would say the same.
Now I've called the shot,
Get off the spot,
I really have to say,
Gotta be off to that homework club today.

Middle school makeups (middle school makeups),
Go hit the study hall,
Middle school makeups (middle school makeups),
Go hit the study hall,
Middle school makeups (middle school makeups),
Go hit the study hall.